Dont you know that already?
I think we need to share the cheese…not cut it!
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Ya know, you were the one who wanted me to get into this blogging thing.. I could have cared less. I didnt know I could comment on nowayinhell.net…When i used to try and get ahold of you my posting comments, you never saw them!!! So yes, I write on here instead. plus [...]

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Wow! are you all over the place when you post…if I have drive thru ordering ADD, then you have internet blogging ADD.
My driving is much less aggressive than yours…better too. I get caught less *smirks*. Yeah Ami behind the wheel scares the bejeezus outta me. But I bet she’ll get [...]

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*belch* that was from the 44 oz Dr. Pepper you picked up for me from Sonic this morning.. I love you too!!
People suck you know that?? They have no consideration for others whom would benefit more from the oxygen then a mouth breathing twit..
Speaking of mouth breathing twits we need to get that [...]

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I was trying to give you a compliment…but that wont happen again. so bite me!!! I love you.
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This makes no sense you tell me to stop making trouble with these mentally challenged individuals, whom are about as entertaining as a never ending shit in a Chinese restaurant in Manhattan, Ks then you tell me how you are proud of me for getting druggie in trouble…
Women…
Speaking of which I need to go [...]

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My darling husband…
you are severley mistaken if you think I am letting you off the hook with that lame ass excuse. When I am working, I am not in the frame of mind to stroke your ego. I might just make you sleep in the bathtub!!! *wink wink*
You need to stop making trouble [...]

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For those of you whom may ever seen the movie Hiding Out with John Cryer may remember the scene where he is talking about how all the major points in a class could be covered in fifteen minutes…
Sometimes a phone conversation can be carried on with the same school of thought. Honey I have [...]

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Phone conversation once you get married…
Husband: are you taking the car tomorrow?
Me: Yes
Husband: Do me a favor?
Me: Depends on the favor…
Husband: GO and get balloons and streamers for me, Please?!?
Me: Ok
Husband: Gotta go…Love Ya *click and dial tone*
Whatever happened to foreplay? even when we are not talking sex…Where is the buildup? where is the suspense? [...]

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I hear some psycho kid got all sad he was dumped and shot up his college campus…What is this misery loves company bullshit? why can’t these depressed teens take their anger out on themselves like the people of my generation did?…Not that I am much older than they are, but hey who cares. [...]

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