Archive for April, 2007

First off, I didn’t have any problems with you explaining details about our wedding. However when I ask you to hold on a minute because I was listening to the new nine inch nails song, (see related post: Year Zero that means honey have a sip of your drink and shut the hell up for a minute I want to listen to the new nine inch nails song on the radio.. why?? Because it is a new song!!

Yes I am an asshole, and I am proud of it! You knew that when you married me, and sometimes when I am driving and I hear a song I want to listen to that means do something else with your mouth for a moment like…. get your head out of the gutter… I was going to say like chew gum…

Alas I do love you and I will just listen to the song later from their official website after you fall asleep since most of the time you do not talk in your sleep and even if you did I could just put on some anti listening to Vanessa headphones and enjoy the music…

I am so getting my ass kicked later… but at least I get to hear the new nine inch nails song… *smirks*

I should be nice to her since everytime she comes out to my store she cleans my goosfrabah fountain…. *sighs*

You haven’t heard yapping yet! When I choose not to talk ( because maybe I’m tired or in a contemplative mood, or just have nothing to say…yes it happens.) he worries that i’m not feeling well. Either that or he is mad because he wanted to yap, and I did not give him the opportunity. The topic which I was “yapping” about happened to be our wedding. I won’t bore him with those details again. A wedding whch he wanted and wanted also to be a part of planning. So it’s not like I was dragging him kicking and screaming into this. That’s okay…he can make it up to me later.

Chris is such an asshole!!! But he’s my asshole!!! And like my asshole, sometimes it doesn’t feel great…but oh how life would suck without it!