Archive for July, 2007

wow! another week (and month has come to a close), and here I am the same place I was at the end of june. I am bored now have a good day!!!

I am working ,like I do everyday of my life (except Sundays), and the phone rings…Like a good manager I answer it…”Good afternoon, Super Suppers, this is Vanessa…How may I help you?”. You would think that may give it away whom you are speaking with…but no! I get phone calls for a docotors office( one that does “procedures” ) and also I get calls for a collection bureau. I have the correct number for both, so I try and stop people when I realize they have called me in error before they give away too much personal info…I dont need to hear what happened after your colonoscopy!!! But I just had a woman get all pissed at me because I interrupted her while she was telling the emotional state of her colon. I figured I would save her having to tell the story a second time and just send her to the right place and then she can tell them…But NO! She wanted nothing to do with my give her the right number crap…no, no this was the number she was given…I had to be the one mistaken( the dr.’s number is 495-9600…mine is 495-9800)! She wanted to talk with someone with manners and patience who help figure out why she couldnt have a bowel movement. Glad that is not my department!!! So I tried one more time to give her the correct number and once again she yelled at me ( I guess not being able to take a shit makes one very grumpy!!!) and insisted she be transferred to someone who could help her.

I put her on hold and waited a few minutes ( I am not unable to take a crap…so I thought I would dedicate one to her!), then I changed my voice a bit ( she’s old not like she would be able to tell the difference) and answered the phone. after hearing how much of a fuck up the previous employee was, she retold me her story. I told her I was terribly sorry the young woman earlier had been soo rude and the way to fix the problem was to use her laxative as an enema. Just get the pill and insert into the rectum…about a finger widths up, and then hold it for 30 minutes. After that time if still unable to have a BM she would need to be reseen. I dont know if tht’s good advice or not…but If you are going to be stupid and then rude about it…You need to get whatever is lodged up your ass out! Just the idea of her sitting there with a laxative up her ass waiting for it to work is too funny for words. I hope it helps!

I would like to thank you for answering your own question about the IPOD…that is your job. But I would like to remind you that you did hand me an IPOD today (that belonged to you) that needed food. If you would charge it once in awhile it might work you cupcake! I would also like the BRC song Some Gave All. Please?!?

The basement did not get done because we need you to purchase a bug bomb for fleas. I can spray and spray, but it wont do as much as a bug bomb will. Plus, the fleas dont like me nearly as well as they like you and Ami…I dont see a problem for me ( just kidding)

I got the KCPL thing taken care of but they are being little bitches about the 12 month thing now and they want $85 a month for 3 months instead…I am waiting for a call back form a supervisor. They record their conversations…a representative from their company told me 12 months, they will give me 12 months. But the electric is in our name and all is well!!!

I do really like what you did with the living room…it looks so much better, I cant wait for us to be done with all of our unpacking and stuff. I think it will be easy for us to be done this weekend. anything we dont get done can be finished the 1st oart of next week. we will be settled soon enough! I am enjoying the peace and quiet. I was actually told now the retards arent allowed to play music when people are asleep or when people 1st get home from work for at least anhour and a half…that would have been nice to have that rule when we lived there!!! lessons learned, I guess.

I hear that bush is having a team of doctors go spulunking in his rectum and beyond. That means that Cheney is in charge for the day…oh, no! No one will get fined for not having a hunting license on that day! Nothing says I value you as a friend like a face full of buck shot! Maybe he was just giving his good friend a reason to have that dreaded face lift he had been debating about. No one would question those scars behind the ears after you have been shot in the face…then it is reconstructive surgery…not elective. Oh well, I guess on the day the Dick is in charge… deer are safe and friends better find a place to hide!

I am so tired today…I want to take a nap in the worst way…but its off to work I go! Jabba is picking Ami up on Sunday to take her shopping for school clothes…that should be interesting! Have a great Friday…remeber, you have the weekend off!!!

Hannah Montana … Milly Cyrus…. Silly Gay Virus.. or Billy Ray Sirus… it all sounds like a traffic jam to me… I would be more then happy to download this song for you so you may have pleasure with it on your iPod… (sounds disturbing doesn’t it?).

Hopefully my wonderful Nessie sprayed the basement again this morning I would like to get my desk moved in an possibly some nerd shit too this evening when I get off work or the weekend..

I need to also get that book shelf from Seth.. I hope you really were happy with the living room last night. I want to help in any way I can with getting the house unpacked and organized. I would hate for anything to even flicker a resemblance of where we were before. A place where “nothing gets thrown away…” *snickers*

I think we should be able to get most of the remaining crap knocked out this weekend. Would you like me to set up your computer so you could download the songs to your ipod yourself? ( I think I know the answer to this one)

I am so sorry I freaked out on you about KCP&L. I hope you can understand why I freaked out since the price I was quoted was three times what they told you. I told you a couple of weeks ago we would be fine financially and we are and shall be.

I am off to work hard … *smiles*

My daughter Ami was watching a new show she LOVES! Called Hannah Montana ( Starring Billy Ray Cirus and his daughter Miley)…and there was a commercial for Billy Ray Cirus’ new song and…I LIKED IT ! I havent listened to him since Achy breaky heart annoyed me to death. I hated that song and I liked country music. But now the hard part is coming up…getting the husband to download it on the IPOD. Should make for an interesting evening. But I am giving him an excuse to play on the computer so, what could he possibly bitch about?

That, and I really need to get laid! We woke up last night, but I am beginning to think the only sex I am gonna get is after we go to sleep for a bit, then wake up and get busy! Chris is my midnight snack! But I am hungry now!!!

I am !!! Wow, I am stressed! Everything always happens in bunches. When one thing gets fucked up it seems everything else follows suit. It is so nice to come home from work and get comfortable. Do a load of laundry and then make my family dinner. Set the table and then sit down as a family and enjoy our meal in peace and quiet. We are a family ( after the wedding it will be official). It is our first home together and it is beautiful. When we get it all unpacked and decorated it will be awesome!

We got a new bed and couch…the bed we call the cloud bed. The couch is a dual reclining sofa. Green with purple pillows…and the occasional red and gold accent (GO Chiefs!!!) The posters arent up yet, but rest assured they will be soon!

Chris is going to finally leave the shack! He is going to work @Geek Squad. Maybe that means after playing with computers all day he will not come home and spend all night on the one @ home! He has done really well since we moved about spending time w/ Ami and I( not that he didnt before…but it was a fear of mine.). Sunday will be the best day yet…we are both off work and can wake up when we feel like it and do nothing or do housework or whatever( saturday one of my best friends is getting married…we will probably need recovery time)!

the one bad thing about moving (well, not bad) we seem to be getting up in the middle of the night a lot to have sex…no, I’m not bitchin’…but it makes for overall less sleep. But the sleep after is always sooo good anyway. I’ll take sex over sleep any day!!! We can have loud sex too…Yeah !!! Apparently the druggie made a comment about how almost every night he could hear us going at it…he waqs of course corrected…not almost every night, it WAS every night ( sometimes twice)! He was jealous. After all he has to take his date either into the garage or in the car to get some. Or wait til everyone is gone. How do you sell that idea to some young chick? ” Hey baby let’s go in the garage it will be…romantic?!? She drives a mini cooper ( goes w/ his mini willy) that’s gotta suck! Maybe he asks her to pay for a hotel…ya know he never has the money for that ( drugs are expensive). The idiot gets around that one by fucking chicks who are underage…they don’t know to expect any better.

Good thing I am done with them! they are so excited to have the rooms we vacated. Finally they have space to call their own. I wonder if they will share a bed(druggie and idiot)?

Sorry…

Husband,
I am sorry that you feel you can’t relax. But ya know it could be worse. We could be moving in instead of out. Or other retards could be joining the fold. We are going to be on our own( we must fuck in every room ) w/o a retard in sight. That in and of itself is a reason to stand back, take a deep breath and pack like crazy people tonight. We can take over a load after we sign the papers…like kitchen stuff and bathroom stuff (except whatwe need daily) as well as the contents of the closets. The shoes and stuff like sheets and towels can also go over and then we only have ittle stuff and the big furniture left. See It isnt as bad as it seems. we can also empty the fridge and freezer as well as the dry stuff for the pantry.boom we have it made! We’ll get there and then we can sit back and sleep like crazy people on sunday night…and Monday night! Just think one more night in the zoo and then we are done! You are my favorite bear and I hope you can keep from having your head explode…I like your head!

Your wife,
Nessie Bear

wife I love you dearly….. BUT…. with everything that is going on this very moment … things you have mentioned on here… things you have not mentioned on here I just can’t relax … not when I only have one day to get everything done …. it stresses me out …

I am picking up more boxes tonight for us to use….

I love you so much and I cannot wait to move those people are driving me nuts!

Today we sign the papers on our place! Yeah! I couldnt be in a better mood. Yes, I am stressec bout how much stuff needs to be done, Yes; I am tired because of all the extra work, Yes, I am fried cause of all the shit going thru my head ( work, home, moving, money) but I am on cloud nine!!!

The fact remains that after one year of being together you know more about me than the ex eveer did. that was my whole point. You shared your love of transformers with me and I was able to tell you, that I too liked them. little things make a big difference. I am glad you know me so well, and that we have so much in common…it gives me a sense of connection.

thanks for the “connection ” this morning

We are going to start our life finally together…our place, our furniture, our rules! It will be so nice to feel together as a family finally. I cant wait to try our new bed!!!…couch…house! But chris needs a bitch pill! He is way too stressed out. It will b e hard to enjoy what will come if you dont relax and take it all in. Everything will get done… amybe nt how we wanted it too, or when But it will happen…give it time it will all get done. then we can relax and enjoy. dont ruin it for yourself by being wound so tight! I love you bunches husband bear!