Archive for October, 2007

Vanessa and Ami carved a couple of pumpkins last night … as always I took some pictures … and placed them on here so you could see how much fun we had!

To view the photos visit the photo section!

Be safe and don’t eat any candy that has razor blades in them…

I haven’t messed with the computer set up? The last time I messed with anything on *your* computer, or how you post things on this website was several weeks ago?

WTF is your problem? *extends middle finger* Seriously why bitch to the known internet. Do you think someone out there whom is reading this is going to care about your problems?

Is someone going to offer you pity?

Is someone going to offe you technical support?

No…. if you want something fixed… or if you would rather be ignored then let me know …

or something….

*laughs*

I wish chris would stop fucking with the computer setup!!! i was just learning the way it was before ( sortof) and he has to go all geek on me and change everything. I am not smart and I get confused easily and that is too much for my little brain to handle. Find a way you like it and leave it alone!!! unless you are trying to make me never go on it again. if that is your evil plan…keep up the good work!

Police: Student Uses Pen, Gun Powder To Make Pipe Bomb

Tell me… do you like the new banner?? I felt it was more suited then the bamboo bullshit banner which once smeared across the top of the site.

I have been meaning to create that banner for some time now, I just never got off my ass to create it. Granted it’s not something super uber awesome, but I feel it is more appropriate.

There are still more things I wish to do with the site but….

Anyway…

First off, I guess I shouldn’t tell you I am working on finding a way to play the old NES games on the Treo… *maniacal grin* oops… looks like I just did. Oh well..

Lets review the benefits of owning such a sexy beast of a phone…. I remember Ami’s volleyball games, dance classes, or whatever else I have to jot down. Now I am not saying you do not remember things, you do. I however have a lousy memory when it comes to scheduling. Plus I can get emails on my phone from Ami’s teacher so when we go to pick her up I can start asking questions about what assignments need to be completed, etc.

Soon… very soon … I will replace this Treo with a newer model.. *bwah ha ha ha * I am just kidding I am happy with this phone for now..

As much as I love my phone, there is no way in hell I would have paid full price for this phone… (get it? nowayinhell !!)

Also… as opposed to reading some smut mag in the crapper I can play games, email, or browse the web with the Treo. Very beneficial for me since I never have any magazines or books of my own in the shitter to read.

What do you think? Should we tell them yet? Ok fine I will wait.

Thank you come again..

I know that most people do not have strong feelings about which phones their significant others use, but I however ,do not follow that flow chart. Chris is constantly on his phone…in the bathroom ,when he goes to bed ,while we are watching a show on tv, or a movie together and sometimes he will be downstairs on the computer and playing on treo. I mean where does the madness end?!? It is his constant companion. Anytime treo chirps…he has to go and find out what it is for. No matter what. He even skates by the no phone during dinner rule, by inviting people over and then telling me he has to go and check and make sure they arent lost or plans havent changed…whatever! If i was that into a phone he would be worried! I am a treo widow!!! i dont understand all his fascination with tha damn thing in the first place…it is a phone! yeah he can get his emails and such , but at the end of the day it is only a mini computer, nothing special! I am glad that he got such a good deal on it though, if he had spent full price I would have had to kill him. *winks*

Last night he had to work and I didnt, so I went and got dinner at a nice restaurant and brought it to work and set it out all nice and fancy like. then I told him to come to the break room and we had a nice dinner together. It was fun…like eating out w/o the waiting and the crowds. Also, my high school biology teacher works at our place of business, we talked with her our entire meal time. Man she would have never been able to be so cool about how we behaved had it been 10-12 years ago, but we scared her with our tales of misdeeds while in school. These days we would not only have been expelled, but we would probably have been arrested for the shit we pulled. The good thing is our daughter will never get away with the shit we did, we know the tricks and she is screwed! *evil grins* …the bad thing is there will be new tricks for us to figure out. but we have each other and we are a good parenting team! our poor children…they dont stand a chance!

Why is it that my honey in all his nerdlyness cannot differentiate between our daughter seeing nudity and pornography and me?!? I should be allowed to view pornography anytime I want to!!! But no I have to get him to lift the stupid blocks he has put up. ‘Cause I don’t know how to lift them. I wouldn’t want our kiddo to go to tattoo johnny’s but I can go if I want to dammit! *stomps foot* I do not like changes! I have had more than my fair share of them in the last year and I am done with that bullshit. even though most of the changes I have gone through have been for the better for Ami and I, they still suck!

It’s funny how you (I) don’t even know how bad things are until they are finally better. It is amazing to wake up in the morning and look at it as a gift rather than a life sentence. What a difference a year makes. We are setting Ami up an email address ( ami@no way in hell sounds pretty cool, huh?) and she needs protecting from all the weird and dangerous shit online, but I also have to let her experience some things on her own. I kinda like that all three of us can be on the computer at once…each on our own machines.

I am totally and completely happy now, and so is my kid… now,if only I could go to tattoojohnny.com !…life would be perfect!

I don’t get it … she tells me that she was frustrated with the fact she had started on a post and lost all her shit cause her computer times out… being the nice guy I am to her… as I am only nice to Vanessa and an ass to everyone else…. I find a new and improved way for her to post her blogs on her site…

I set her up on blog desk so all she has to do is launch an application on her desktop… type up her leakage.. and click on the button that says post… THATS IT!! she can pictures if she wants to, etc… AND SHE BITCHES!!

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