Archive for February, 2008

Today my sister ,Pandora, took Ami and I to go see this movie. I really liked it. the premise was good, actors didn’t suck and the ending wasnt lame. When you are spending $20 and the movie sucks it kinda makes you feel they owe you something…downloading at least all you are spending is the cost of a blank DVD. But to sit in a sometimes loud (when people are too cheap to pay for a sitter because THEIR kid isnt one of those who fidgets, talks, cries, or throws things during the film!) , cramped , cold theater and pay out the nose for tickets drinks and snacks is kinda ridiculous! especially when the film is a steamy pile of shit!

I am currently begging one of my employers to send me a fucking w-2…that’s kinda fun! the sooner I get it the sooner I can be done with my fucking taxes, Oh Joy!!!

anyway, the chris is grouchy tonight, so I’m gonna go and try my hardest (hee hee ) to make him feel all better! Have a good weekend!

…it died! Maybe if Chris hadn’t been driving it, then it would be ok. It always liked me better anyway! it apparently had been malfunctioning for awhile. oh well at least we aren’t out bunches of money on it. life’s a bitch!

what I wouldn’t give to be a st. berdoodle right now. then I wouln’t need to worry about a car. the weather never got as bad as they said it would…told ya so!

YMCA!!!

if I were a st. berdoodle…sorry, I just couldnt resist!

it is supposed to get icky, weather wise, here tonight and tomorrow. I cant wait! why is it that it cant either get warm or stay cold?!? everyone is like “That’s KS for you!” no, that’s bullshit for you! I hate the pain that comes with bad weather. I wonder if there is such a place where I could move that the weather would alwys be good, and I would not suffer intolerably? I happen to know a place…too bad I have to be asleep! oh well! If I erent the wrong the bear maybe it wouldnt matter…pfffft (you know who that’s for!)!!! enjoy the ice…if it actually happens. big surprise I am skeptical.

If you have not heard of this…it is a st. bernerd-poodle mix (dog). I sure hope the st. bernard was the female! otherwise if it was the male it would break the female in half during puppymaking! and I wont even go into childbirth…it would be like alien bursting forth from the womb splitting the host whilst emerging. Ewww! I can just imagine a little poodle(male) going at it with a huge(female) st. bernard (working hard little buddy?)she might not even know he was down there. Kinda like a mosquito on an elephant. hey, that might not be a bad idea…mating with someone ten times smaller than you…tiny babies hopefully. you might be able to ignore the whole act of giving birth. just fart and ther goes one…some gas that would be! I would sew my girl parts shut if that happened…wouldn’t want mexican food to result in an entire litter (that’s one way to have sextuplets)…birth from burrito! That would sell papers! anyway I am tired and my ribs ache from laughing at all the mental images…i’m going to bed. No one let any poodles near me, okay?

The site broke, and instead of making her start all over and just have her accept the fact all her posts were gone, etc. I asked one of my best friends to help me fix and and help see if we could recover her site and her ramblings about my not cooking, being mean etc.

You welcome! *rolls eyes*

he is making me post…so here it is! I posted! pssssssst!