Archive for May, 2008

…Sucks! I am so tired of big corporations being all like…”you need my service so you have to put up with any shit I dump on you!” what happened to good customer service? I mean the customer isnt ALWAYS right, but even when you are blatantly in the wrong you gotta admit defeat once in awhile!!! They have this attitude that they are the almighty and powerful. Well no one is all powerful. everyone can be replaced!

Wow fishing is getting harder and harder! Maybe I am just using the wrong BAIT! Maybe there are no more fish in my sea!!! *horror, realizing the fish dont care anymore!* Is there nothing sacred in this life? oh well, it could be worse…i could be without a boat as well !

Vile Villain

You are one wicked villain. We can see it in the way you play malicious jokes on people and bask in their suffering. You thrive in chaos and calamity, and laugh in the face of virtue. You terrify us with your depravity, but your soul may not be entirely black. Something behind that foul exterior tells us that there may be hope for you yet.

A survey I took on facebook.. I would agree ..

You know one of the problems with owning a shit load of DVD’s? You become the family’s personal blockbuster. I was in the mood the other night to watch The Fast and The Furious. I had the third one but I could not seem to locate the first two. Suddenly I realized I hadn’t watched the movie in a couple of years. I called up my mother and to no surprise she had them. Her response? “I thought you gave them to me!”

I informed her I would be by to “collect” my dvd’s and I would be happy to make her copies if she wanted. I never pictured my mother to be a Fast and The Furious kind of person but hey whatever… *laughs*

*shrugs* That is all I have for now …

who cares! so a dead guy’s kid has a kid! what did MLK II ever do? it’s his kid…so why should I care? just because Mlk made a few speeches, and possibly inspired a few people to request changes in our thinking…what’s to say they wouldnt have changed that anyway? he was killed, that’s sad, but I dont give a shit about his offspring! they didnt continue his work…they were a bunch of nobodys. just because they have a famous father…I am related to AL Capone and Jesse James…does that make me important?!? NO! there was no national coverage of my birth (although there should have been), the banks remained open (their loss), and kids still went to school (if it was my choice, there would be a Vanessa Ami day…as well there should be). But I guess it is like everything else, I will not be fully appreciated until I die!

I miss my little girl! she needs to come home!

i got a call from my ex chris…he told me he and ami were @ the hospital in miami county. I got a bit freaked out, he has had her less than 24 hours! but he and her both were unsure of exactly how she hurt her herself. But she was having issues with her right wrist. They exrayed her and she has only sprained it…thank god! she was tired and seemed a little quiet on the phone, but i talked to my baby and she is good and not broken! I dont want her to be gone for 10 days…I miss her too much when she is gone that long!

chris misses her too, but he wont admit it. I’m glad that she and i have found someone who loves her as much as i do, and who loves me almost as much as i love him. we are very luck ladies! Happy Memorial Day, I hope you dont run out of propane the day before as I have!

6am sex doesnt suck…but only if you can fall asleep afterward. but sometimes the “High” I get makes me hyper and then I cant sleep…but usually not in the middle of the night(and to some 6am may be considered morning, but to me it is still night time). better than tranquillizers…more fun too! goin to bed at 6am isnt a stretch. making brownies at 6am can be fun (if the sex has kept me awake…I need chocolate!). showering in the dark while it is so quiet can be soothing too! there is the band sixx am they are pretty cool…the song “Life is Beautiful” is great!

I LOVE 6 am…as long as I can sleep through it!

I left a pretty useless post on myspace addressing the myspacians and how I rarely hang there as myspace sucks! Facebook is more entertaining in a I can do shit on there from my cel phone when I should be working kind of way.. *smirks*

Do you remember when Aerosmith was cool? Yeah it has been a long time hasn’t it?

I figure since my kid inherited my old desktop I am going to blow it away and reload windows for her. I have pretty much removed all programs from her computer but Windows being the wonderful hunk of shit that it is, still runs like poo thanks to things like registry and dlls. I don’t care what “cleaner” program you run on there.. your computer when running windows needs a good enema from time to time…

I considered installing Linux on her computer.. but the wife did not like that idea. Ami seemed to like it.. but Vanessa wasn’t too keen on it. I don’t think she likes the idea of Linux slowly taking over with in the house hold… *smiles*

Yesterday I had to be at a meeting for work @ 6 A.M. It was the six degrees of suck for several reasons… 1. It was a training session on a scheduling program I use to work with @ Ratshack.. 2. 6AM anything sucks.. 3. it was my second four hour meeting in a week .. 4.. 6 AM sucks… 5. I left work @ 1 and was exhausted… The meeting started to end on a positive note as I had consumed four… yes.. four.. redbulls.. and I was bouncing all over the place.. I was jumping around and mocking bad things by impersonating Mario when he dies in Super Mario Bros. (the original) … it was wild… when I finally made it home tho.. I crashed with in an hour.. *shrugs* I survived the day.. thats all that matters.

I believe that is the first energy drink I had in months!! I used to drink the full throttles all the time.. then I stopped along with my soda kick. Once pop a day is usually about it for me anymore..

Speaking of useless posts… you can add this one to the pile too!!

So I raised the sheets a few times… big deal… *shrugs*

Yes she did spray the bed… and me… it was kind of funny…

I did have a nice healthy shit this morning tho.. and it took over the house in a way my farts couldn’t have last night… *smiles*

It really is the simple things for me sometimes you know???

last night when we went to bed, chris started farting…bad for me cause I was behind him! at one point I got up and sprayed air freshner under the covers cause I couldnt breathe through my nose, and it smelled so bad I sure as hell wasn’t gonna breathe through my mouth! I think I may have even sprayed him. it was quite funny!!! this morning he has let a few REALLY loud ones, but none as bad as last night. thank god! I might have had to lock him in a small room with himself if he kept that up.

Ami’s last day of school is tomorrow. even though this whole week has been blowoff week. I dont think she’s had any classwork since the monday of last week. today is game day…she got to take her favorite game and they are gonna spend the day each playing the others games. tell me, why not just let them out early if u r gonna have them do nothing but fuck around? you get more funding for keeping them in class those few extra days? tomorrow at least she’s only there until 11am. go in, go to last mass, assembly, and then they are dismissed. Oh, and all week the kitchen has been closed. so sack lunches were necessary. yesterday I had a migraine and it was all i could do to wake her and get her clean clothes for the day, and I forgot her lunch. so there was a mad dash and a trip to the store and she had lunch when it was time…but she was worried!

My MIL saw how much I enjoyed my gnomes that Ireceived for mother’s day that she found four “baby” gnomes that I could put in my house. they look like normal yard gnomes but are only 2 1/2″ high. they are gracing the table in my front entry way…one is clinging to a plant, a picture frame, my basket( where I unload stuff when I come in the front door), and a lint roller. they are so much fun! My MIL said it was like she had 2 granddaughters. I’m glad we can entertain her. the gnomes sure entertained us (Ami and I )!