Archive for June, 2009

So I have recently been sucked into the World of Warcraft! I have a green troll w/green hair…named Hamsteria(it was supposed to be Chainsaw Hampster,but that name was too long. So the game suggested Hampsteria instead. It is a temporary account so I took into consideration,we could make another one and name it chainsawia or Dr. Chainsaw even? Who knows where we’ll go from here, but this account will probably become a permanent fixture in our lives!)I had to pick between the Alliance and the Horde and I choose the Horde(mostly cause the only character on the Alliance side I might have wanted to be was a gnome and it wasn’t the kind with the pointy hats and jovial faces. They looked jacked! No hats, no rosy cheeks, big fangs, and ugly! That isn’t a gnome! I need to talk with the person who made the gnomes for this game, very inaccurate!)it’s a good thing too! If I had picked the Alliance side I would have been figuring all this shit out alone!

I picked a mage and the only thing that sucks(that I know of so far) is that I can’t have a pet! They look like fun to have, but since I picked a mage, I can have a companion but nothing cool! But I still like Christopher’s pets! He has a bunch of them! The dinosaurs the coolest so far. But I also can’t wait for the ability to have an animal that I can ride. Walking sucks!

But I’m hooked! The days that I have had this game on my puter, I have played for like 3 hours at a time. It didn’t even feel like that long had gone by! I can very easily see how people get engrossed in this game. I am having to fight myself not to play before work…that will get me into trouble!!!

I love how this season of Wipeout is going. They are changing the qualifier every week new obstacles,funny as hell too! The wipeout zone keeps changing too! I don’t know what it is, but watching people hurt themselves is hilarious!

So I was reading an article in Cosmo about the six trends on the rise right now…and the one that stuck out to me was,#2. Ratty Boxer Briefs. It said “Economic guru Alan Greenspan Once noted that sales of men’s underware go down only if the economy is truly screwed. Well, sales may dip 2.3 percent this year, a huge drop. If your guy decides to go commando, be sure he’s careful with the zipper. Underware with no holes is very 2006 (ick)!” #6. Twitter Oversharing!!! No further explanation needed!

I have long held the belief that Blago was a guilty man. From what I have heard and read the evidence seems pretty solid against him. He was even denied the ability to leave the country to do the show I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here because a judge felt there was enough evidence to prove that he might run or something.

But then through the very show he was denied, we meet his wife, Patty. She is everything he isn’t. Sweet, nice, wholesome & believable! Here is this woman who has worked hard with her husband for the past 10 to 15 years or so, and she has now lost everything! Every woman’s worst nightmare…She may loose her husband even! All over a stupid descion he made…maybe(so he says)!

Patty is a great woman and doesn’t deserve all this negative attention that her husband is putting her through! I dont know how she finds the strength of character to get through but I admire her immensely!

I’m sick of this summer heat! I won’t survive three more months of this bullshit heat! I like cooking, but I have never had any desire to jump into the oven!!! But that’s what it feels like outside. I don’t remember it being this warm in June here in Kansas in a long time! When I was in Dallas it would get hot in May, but not even this hot til late July usually. This sucks donkey balls! What I wouldn’t give for a few days of cold front and thunderstorms.

I get to spend the next two weeks spending everyday off at a doctors office. How fun for me. Between the heat and being sick I don’t know which is worse…being sick or being hot all the time?!? Or feeling sick because I got too hot, maybe? Who knows! Not I said the fly!

Sitting here in the waiting room…STILL! 25minutes past my appt. time. Then comes then 20-40min wait for the Dr. to come into the room! Why is evryone else so comfortable with wasting my time? If I was even 5min late they would make me reschedule for another day…but I get here 15min early& I’m stillwaiting 25min past my appt! For a total wait time(so far) of 40min! I haven’t even seen the room yet! Can I charge them by the hour? Or deduct them by the hour…that would make me deliriously happy!
But since I’m the patient I have to put up with their tardiness and…BE PATIENT,which I’m not! cause I don’t have the pricey degree on my wall & I want to know what’s wrong with me!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BESTEST WIFE ONE COULD EVER HAVE!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BESTEST WIFE ONE COULD EVER HAVE!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BESTEST WIFE ONE COULD EVER HAVE!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BESTEST WIFE ONE COULD EVER HAVE!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BESTEST WIFE ONE COULD EVER HAVE!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BESTEST WIFE ONE COULD EVER HAVE!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BESTEST WIFE ONE COULD EVER HAVE!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BESTEST WIFE ONE COULD EVER HAVE!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BESTEST WIFE ONE COULD EVER HAVE!

Love,

HUSBAND

Well, as you may know, I have been sick. I was getting worse and was told by my Dr. last night to go directly to the emergency room(I was having some severe problems). When i went to check in, the nurse who triaged me told me that my symptoms were consistant with Diabetes. I was shocked! None of my Dr.’s have ever said anything about diabetes. My blood sugars have never been an issue, and when i told the guy that my doctor didn’t seem worried about that being a possibility, he said”well in that area, that’s all it could be!”. Then he proceeded to tell me to get some of my weight off (he was no anorexic…he could do with losing a few kilos himself),and I would feel better.
I don’t eat alot I told him…He replied with “You’d be surprised by how many people like you say that and when they write it down they are shocked by how much they ate. Or they say i really ate that?!?” People like me?!?… You mean lard asses?
I was a bit…perturbed by the encounter, but was still suffering from the illness and discomfort that brought me to the ER in the first place. So I let it go (yes, I’m capable of letting things go…so drop it already! )and moved on to my hospital room. The doctor and my nurse were very nice,they ran tests and gave me meds and took very good care of me(Even though it felt like they left me to rot in that room for hours after they went to run the tests!). after the Dr. gave me my diagnosis and I was getting my final questions in Chris told the very nice Dr. what had happened with the bad, mean,fat nurse!Well it wasn’t Diabetes!
I wanted to go and stick my fat butt in his ugly mean face and do a dance while sticking my tounge out, but chris said I needed to leave it alone…that and i was drugged and a bit loopy. But I think that would have made it even better!
Moral of the story?!?…Don’t judge a fat person by their rolls! And if you didn’t go to medical school, shut the FUCK UP about a person’s diagnosis…unless said person is asking for your opinion…which I didn’t!!! Bite me fat faggot fuck nurse!

www.usmagazine.com/news/+madonna-wins-malawi-adoption-appeal-2009126

1st they told her “No!” (which was the right the thing to do), and then she decided the judge didn’t know what’s best for this little girl…she DID! Wow that Madonna, not only can she not sing anymore,not dance anymore, and not make sound decisons any more! As is made evident by her physical appearance! She trys to hard to be like her daughter Lourdes! She’s old!!! And gross!

She was so cool in the 80′s…We spent so much time dressing like her!Trying to be her…not anymore.Now she’s trying to be more like us!

I have been watching “I’m a celebrity get me out of here!” and one of the cast mates is…Janice Dickinson. She’s whining about being sick, she can’t do any of the challenges, she steals the food, and she pees in the camp! I always thought she was ok before when I saw her on America’s Next Top Model, but never have I seen so much of her personality! She is a bitch! A selfish bitch! I’m voting for her to go home…why won’t she go home? Better yet why won’t she die from this mystery illness she is supposedly suffering from? She’s old after all! I like Speidi better than her!!!

You’re not getting that Mac anytime soon! If you think things will be different…you must still be dreaming! Get over it! It ain’t happening!!!

I love you though!

Congrats on the promotion…you deserve it! You worked hard for it! I’m proud of you!