chris is so grumpy today…maybe he needs some vinegar *wink wink*

when I came home from running errands this morning he is all kinds of grumpy and snippy. he is snipping at me and the dog the kid is mostly safe, but he wanted to snip at her too…he didnt cause she isnt feeling well. I wonder if he needs to get laid?!? he is acting like it! if he would only quit putting his foot in his mouth, maybe he could get frisky with me! but we’ll see!

chris and i had the funniest discussion about all these feminine hygiene commercials that are out there and how he does not appreciate them. As if I do!!! the old summers eve commercials had a mother and daughter walking arm and arm on the beach and the daughter asks the mother,”Mom, do you ever have that unfresh feeling?” the mom smiles and replies “Of course dear, I use summers eve vinegar and water douche!” then they both laugh and continue their walk and their conversation. the girl looked to be about 23 and i dont know about you, but by the time you hit 18…if you need to talk to your mom bout hygiene, you have issues my friend! i havent talked to my mom bout my southern region since i was seven or eight. even when i got my rag, mom didnt know about it for a year and a half. i just got my own stuff and took care of it. she was a bit surprised, but oh well! she said i robbed her of her right of passage or something. i didnt know she wanted to throw a party. unless ami wants a big deal made of it…i could care less!

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