Dear Husband,
Honey…go fuck yourself!!! what the hell was that bullshit anyway? go and find a geek squad agent or someone who knows bout puters…do you have a death wish or something? how dare you talk to me like that? you will get very tired of eating macaroni and frozen pizza…but when that happens i suggest you either go to your mom’s or find someone who can cook. i’d be happy to point you in the right direction.
as for my issue with the network…i will just start pushing things and clicking on different things until i either figure it out or break something! have faith in me, if anyone can break it…I can!!! love you bunch
love always,
your wife