I have just finished watching the new Transformers movie…The Rise of the Fallen. I have to say after hearing mixed reviews,I was worried it might not be a good flick. But I don’t care what a bunch a stuffy critics gave it, I liked it. I do believe the family agreed. I know Thomas was riveted!

After watching the movie(all 2 1/2hours of it) I got to thinking(I know,I know…dangerous). What if organic matter could be made into Transformers? Like specifically, MY pets?!? I think LeeLee would be a help-o-bot(my name for the autobots) without a question. Zena, I’m not sure…I think she might be a help-o-bot. Cause she’s a good girl, for the most part. But she has her ornery streak,kinda like the twins threatening to bust a cap in chia pet kid’s ass. Or callin’ him a pussy! But without question the pet that started it all the one whom I have no doubts about…Thomas! He would be a bad-o-bot(my name for the decepticons)all the way!!! He’s a bad ass! He’s huge,has bigger teeth, he likes to plot attacks on his sister(the help-o-bot kitty),he can hold a grudge like it’s nobodys business,if he could speak human I bet he would cuss like a sailor,his evil kitty plans are always being foiled when we tell LeeLee(help-o-bot dog) to”Get the kitty!”,he has that bad-o-bot stare,he wants all the energon(attention) for himself. Most all of the bad-o-bots are silver or black and he is a silver point ragdoll.

See what I mean? I have a real life pet-o-tron.

What would they be called? Like the dinosaur transformers were the dinobots…they could be the petobots? Tommy could be a Meowicon. LeeLee’s name is Barklock. Zena is ZZ. And last but not least Tommy the great would be named…Bullytron!

I hope anyone who hasn’t seen the movie yet, hasn’t been given too much of the plot of the movie here…but I felt compelled to share my thoughts as I thunk them. As I have a tendancy to forget things easily! I hope you enjoy my take on the movie!