Missing Garden Gnomes Found

I would have to say these people are taking it a bit too seriously! But if I ever get to go to Europe(mainly Germany or France) I’m gonna steal as many garden gnomes as possible…I mean”liberate”! The only difference being I wouldn’t release them into a riverbank or a high school campus…No,No,No! I would set them “free” in my gnomeland…with my little family of gnomes. They would have others of their own kind to play with, kinda like a gnome zoo.

No it is a Gnome Sanctuary! So next time I go to the store and they had the gnomes on sale 1/2 off and I bought way too many of them, I can tell Honey…I didn’t BUY gnomes! I rescued unloved and abandoned orphans who wouldn’t have had any place to go otherwise!?! I’m a gnomeatarian(instead of humanitarian…get it?!?)!

Does that mean my gnome purchases could be considered tax deductible?