We had to go to a funeral today…sucko city in general…but we got directions from google maps. I was the navigator, Chris the driver. As we get closer it tells us take a right (as we pass our ultimate destination on the other side of a non divided road) into a neighborhood then take another right then take a u-turn and go back to our destination on the other side of the road. WTF?!? Why not just turn left off the highway and avoid all the right turns and u-turns and sending us into the neighbor hood from hell!!!

Once we go into said neighbor, the streets are a solid sheet of ice and all the streets go down hill! Once we go in we can’t get back out!!! We are sliding all over the place, almost slid into a tree twice, three different poles and several different cars. This is after trying ( unsuccessfully ) to go up different streets than the ones we were on. We just kept getting a little bit up the hill then, we would start the slide…sometimes straight back other times sideways. Always without luck! Until Honey pulled out the fancy driving and went and got us out of danger. He was AWESOME! My knight and shining armor. I really thought we were gonna be stuck in suburban ice hell freezing our assess of and needing to pay for our truck to be towed out of that shit.

All of this just to go to a funeral…wouldn’t want to be late to stand around and talk about old times in the parlor of a funeral home! But at least getting there wasn’t boring!!!

But Google Maps is officially is my shit list!!!

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