So I have had a stomach bug for the better part of two weeks. I have been nauseous, vomiting and having pain in my abdomen. I have been so tired I get exhausted walking from room to room(maybe I’m exaggerating a little bit!).I can’t seem to shake whatever this sickness is and its bout to drive me nuts…not that I wasn’t a bit nutty to begin with!

I get sick to my stomach when I smell any type of food! And god forbid if I eat it! But I have to eat chocolate…consequences be damned!

My Grandma sent me a Mother’s day card and it was very nice…all except for the fact that she sent it to me with my ex husband’s last name! WTF?!? I gave that up when I gave him up. That was the only thing I wanted in our divorce(besides my daughter…but he didn’t want to raise her anyway)…was my maiden name back! She has sent me many cards since the split all to my maiden name. So, why now send one to me at my old married name? Is it a passive aggressive move to get me to call her? Is it a oops? Maybe a typo or pen-o?

Tommy tried to buy a pay per view movie, he sat on our cable remote and it went to the on demand menu and it offered us the option to press one button and it would purchase the movie. His cute fluffy butt had already changed the channel and chosen the movie…I wonder if they would have given us our money back if we said our cat had bought the movie? Ya know kinda like “My dog ate my homework.”. Think it would work? I didn’t even want the movie he was trying to buy! He has bad taste.