I am working ,like I do everyday of my life (except Sundays), and the phone rings…Like a good manager I answer it…”Good afternoon, Super Suppers, this is Vanessa…How may I help you?”. You would think that may give it away whom you are speaking with…but no! I get phone calls for a docotors office( one that does “procedures” ) and also I get calls for a collection bureau. I have the correct number for both, so I try and stop people when I realize they have called me in error before they give away too much personal info…I dont need to hear what happened after your colonoscopy!!! But I just had a woman get all pissed at me because I interrupted her while she was telling the emotional state of her colon. I figured I would save her having to tell the story a second time and just send her to the right place and then she can tell them…But NO! She wanted nothing to do with my give her the right number crap…no, no this was the number she was given…I had to be the one mistaken( the dr.’s number is 495-9600…mine is 495-9800)! She wanted to talk with someone with manners and patience who help figure out why she couldnt have a bowel movement. Glad that is not my department!!! So I tried one more time to give her the correct number and once again she yelled at me ( I guess not being able to take a shit makes one very grumpy!!!) and insisted she be transferred to someone who could help her.

I put her on hold and waited a few minutes ( I am not unable to take a crap…so I thought I would dedicate one to her!), then I changed my voice a bit ( she’s old not like she would be able to tell the difference) and answered the phone. after hearing how much of a fuck up the previous employee was, she retold me her story. I told her I was terribly sorry the young woman earlier had been soo rude and the way to fix the problem was to use her laxative as an enema. Just get the pill and insert into the rectum…about a finger widths up, and then hold it for 30 minutes. After that time if still unable to have a BM she would need to be reseen. I dont know if tht’s good advice or not…but If you are going to be stupid and then rude about it…You need to get whatever is lodged up your ass out! Just the idea of her sitting there with a laxative up her ass waiting for it to work is too funny for words. I hope it helps!

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