I woke up to Vanessa exclaiming how there is a bird stuck in the chimney! Being a first time chimney owner I was a bit stumped on what to do.. Vanessa went to work, and I went back to sleep.

After a nice long rest I wake up around ten thirty. I go downstairs, turn on the TV and I hear flapping of some wings coming from the chimney. I head over towards the chimney and I start messing with the lever to see if the hatch is open or closed.. hoping that the bird would be smart enough to see it was either opened or closed. If the latch was open the bird would fly out… I was wrong..

I call the landlord to have them come deal with the problem since my only other option was to start a fire in the fireplace. 1st. It would either motivate the bird to leave or it would get cooked to death. 2nd. It would suck because in the middle of summer starting a fire in the fireplace is not exactly the best idea.. and when the bird was crispy it would more then likely stink up the house… bad idea there too..

Just after dinner this evening and waiting for the landlords to show up, Vanessa comments; “I am just waiting for that bird to fly through the living room.. I would just shit.” Just as she finished that sentence I shit you not.. the bird flew right out of the fire place and into the living room. Vanessa yelped and I laughed… I managed to follow the bird into Ami’s room and I closed the door behind me. The girls were on the other side all freaking out shit.. I knocked out the screen in the window and the bird flew out of the room and back out into the world… but not before it hit the window above the opened one. It was a chuckle..

I read this on another site and wanted to share incase you lived in a cave.. Edgy comic George Carlin dies at 71. I could reference many movies.. or skits but like before I think I will pass on this and just say Bummer…

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