My darling husband…
you are severley mistaken if you think I am letting you off the hook with that lame ass excuse. When I am working, I am not in the frame of mind to stroke your ego. I might just make you sleep in the bathtub!!! *wink wink*

You need to stop making trouble for the people in the house!!! I am so proud of your ability to get into certain fights with the retards…win win situation. You are such a good husband!!!